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Twitch AffiliatePrimary language: EN
Running off of caffeine and maximum levels of confusion
Tracked since . Profile details synced .
- Tracked streams
- 2
- Highest tracked viewers
- 98
Stream history
Showing 1–25 of 29 broadcasts, newest first.
This list combines broadcasts we observed live, from September 28, 2026 onward, with broadcasts recovered from Twitch’s public VOD record. Recovered rows are marked: their date and duration are exact, but viewership was not tracked at the time.
Recovered history
Broadcasts read back from Twitch’s public VOD record. Each one genuinely happened, on the date and for the duration shown — but nobody was counting viewers at the time, so this archive carries no viewership figures and none have been estimated for it.
- Past broadcasts
- 27
- Hours streamed
- 200
- Archive covers
- to
This channel has been streaming since , per Twitch’s VOD record. We have been measuring viewership since , so every viewer figure on this profile is bounded by that later date. VOD record last read .
| Stream | Category | Duration | Avg viewers | Peak | Hours watched |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| I am not Well.....monts.....case UwU | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Partial data | The Wellmonts Case | 7h 21m | 48.0 | 68 | 354 |
| Malicious Mustelidae Monday Murburs UwU | LAST STREAM OF SAMTEMBER | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Partial data | Among Us | 8h 37m | 54.1 | 98 | 466 |
| Serving more than just food UwU | SoundAlerts Active | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 7h 12m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| Welcome to CNC Humpday! Two of our favorite things to go with two of our most chaotic lobbies! | !group | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 6h 37m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| We are out here just vibing and surviving. Men, do you helicopter regularly/randomly? IYKYK| 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 9h 23m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| Friday Ferret Fighting UwU | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 3h 44m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| Hot and Bothered in the Underworld UwU | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 9h 36m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| CNC Wednesday: Knives and Fire Edition UwU | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 10h 6m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| Oh Pwincess where are yew? UwU | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 6h 7m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| Shhhh I'm not live, you are | !group | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 1h 31m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| Samtember Day 6: Friday Ferret Flaying | !group | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 2h 43m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| Samtember Day 5: CNC Wednesday (Now with 100% less aftercare) | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 9h 40m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| This is the story of how I died....or whatever Flynn Rider said | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 12h 26m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| We're cooking, chat! Eating real meat, not your meat...this time | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 11h 56m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| SAMTEMBER CNC SLAUGHTER! | !group | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 6h 6m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| SAMTEMBER SHENANIGANS! | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 6h 21m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| Chat, you been wikiracing through my mind all night | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 7h 31m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| You don't know what I'm doing to you, and that's the way you like it ;) CNC Wednesday | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 6h 1m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| Lost Power, Lost My Bottom, But will forever be a Power Bottom UwU| !group | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 2h 37m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| Only murder is acceptable on Mondays. | !group | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 2h 40m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| Wall banging with @sarahellae before we get really messy (Valorant Then Meccha) | !group | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 9h 2m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| Spraying and Banging with the guys | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 3h 44m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| WIth my current mental state, attempting to escape never ending hell feels about right. | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 4h 5m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| I sure have missed lying to and murdering my friends | Among Us -> Package openings!| !group | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 6h 52m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| The Sticky White stuff is paint....right? | 18+ only | Commands in Panels |Archive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 5h | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
Times are UTC. Average and peak viewers come from periodic sampling of the live broadcast, so they are close estimates rather than exact platform figures. A stream marked “partial data” had gaps in our sampling; the unobserved time is excluded from its averages rather than filled in.
Rows marked “Archive” come from Twitch’s public VOD record. Date and duration are exact; viewership was not tracked at the time.
This channel is being tracked. Charts and statistics will build as more data is collected. How these numbers are calculated.