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I'm a variety streamer who's goal is to inspire joy, kindness, civility, & being genuine. I have lots of personal lore. I like being cozy & enjoy hanging out with friends! I like to laugh & I get obsessed with games, cute things, art, building, & life. I'm not sus, the penguin is. I hope you enjoy!

Tracked since . Profile details synced .

Tracked streams
3
Highest tracked viewers
164

Stream history

Showing 1–25 of 45 broadcasts, newest first.

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This list combines broadcasts we observed live, from August 27, 2026 onward, with broadcasts recovered from Twitch’s public VOD record. Recovered rows are marked: their date and duration are exact, but viewership was not tracked at the time.

Recovered history

Broadcasts read back from Twitch’s public VOD record. Each one genuinely happened, on the date and for the duration shown — but nobody was counting viewers at the time, so this archive carries no viewership figures and none have been estimated for it.

Viewership not tracked
Past broadcasts
42
Hours streamed
284
Archive covers
to

This channel has been streaming since , per Twitch’s VOD record. We have been measuring viewership since , so every viewer figure on this profile is bounded by that later date. VOD record last read .

Broadcasts for CritPirate, page 1 of 2
StreamCategoryDurationAvg viewersPeakHours watched
[18+] Scary night with a new game. I wonder how startled I'll get... Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #notsus !empire !shopPartial dataThe Skin Stapler4h 9m30.7129128
[18+] Replay Ep1 1.0 release! I'm going to try the challenge of building small. Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #notsus !empire !shop !badgePartial dataValheim6h 26m127164817
[18+] Ep3 I need to get in the spirit of things. Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #notsus !empire !shop !discord !optout !microscape #dropfestivalPartial dataVoyagers of Nera6h 3m81.1102491
[18+] Ep2 Exploring and avoiding corruption. Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discord !optout !microscapeArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data6h 22mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked
[18+] Ep34 Your mothers warned you of my coming. Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discord !optout !microscapeArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data5h 57mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked
[18+] Ep33 Don't ever listen to the Djinn. Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discord !optout #microscapeArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data7h 6mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked
[18+] Ep32 The Beauty and The Horror. !askme Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discord !optout #microscapeArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data6h 37mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked
[18+] Ep31 May thy knife chip and shatter. Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discord !optoutArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data6h 47mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked
[18+] Ep30 When you take a life, you take your own. Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discord !optoutArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data6h 37mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked
[18+] Ep29 Here I am. Here I remain. Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discord !optoutArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data6h 57mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked
[18+] Ep28 Story & Faction quest focus time! Also building... Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discord !optoutArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data7h 5mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked
[18+] Ep27 Testing Stations, Intel Camps, Upgrades, oh my! Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discord !optoutArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data7h 21mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked
[18+] Ep26 More building, collecting, missions, & story?! Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discordArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data6h 7mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked
[18+] Ep25 Gathering & preparing to survey the Deep Desert! Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discordArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data7h 10mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked
[18+] Ep24 Building in black is so nice! Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discordArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data6h 56mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked
[18+] Ep23 Preparing for the deep desert & maybe venturing forth! Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discordArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data7h 19mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked
[18+] Ep22 Upgrades are the best, no wait... building is the best! Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discordArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data7h 16mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked
[18+] Ep21 It's radioactive! But mostly flying, missions, & building! Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discordArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data7h 13mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked
[18+] Ep20 For all the servoks & maybe capacitors! Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discordArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data7h 14mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked
[18+] Ep19 I have flight! Doing some upgrades & probably exploring! Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discordArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data7h 5mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked
[18+] Ep18.5 System crashed. Hunting aluminum. might change. Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discordArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data5h 37mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked
[18+] Ep18 Doing the Maas Kharet Electric Worm in a vest with tails! Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discordArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data2h 22mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked
[18+] Ep17 It's personal gathering missions. I need to fly, I must fly! Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discordArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data7h 15mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked
[18+] Ep16 Testing stations & Jabal Eifrit Al-janub, what could go wrong. Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discordArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data7h 9mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked
[18+] Ep15 To the West, whichever way that is... Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discordArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time.No data6h 46mNot trackedNot trackedNot tracked

Times are UTC. Average and peak viewers come from periodic sampling of the live broadcast, so they are close estimates rather than exact platform figures. A stream marked “partial data” had gaps in our sampling; the unobserved time is excluded from its averages rather than filled in.

Rows marked “Archive” come from Twitch’s public VOD record. Date and duration are exact; viewership was not tracked at the time.

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