CritPirate Twitch stats
I'm a variety streamer who's goal is to inspire joy, kindness, civility, & being genuine. I have lots of personal lore. I like being cozy & enjoy hanging out with friends! I like to laugh & I get obsessed with games, cute things, art, building, & life. I'm not sus, the penguin is. I hope you enjoy!
Tracked since . Profile details synced .
- Tracked streams
- 3
- Highest tracked viewers
- 164
Last 30 days
Every figure below is measured from broadcasts we observed. Percentage changes appear only where the previous period had enough data to compare against.
Across 1 tracked stream
Last counted 14 days ago
On 2 days in this period
Highest peak we have tracked: 164 viewers on September 9, 2026.
All-time figures cover only what we have observed since we began tracking this channel on . They are not the channel’s lifetime totals on Twitch.
Viewership over time
Daily figures for the last 7 days. A day we never observed is drawn as a gap, never as a zero.
Hours watched per day
CritPirate, last 7 days.
No viewership observations in the last 7 days.
View as table
No observations to tabulate for this period.
Follower growth
Total followers recorded each day over the last 7 days.
No follower history for this period
Performance — last 7 days
The same numbers the charts draw, as a table.
| Metric | Last 7 days |
|---|---|
| Streams tracked | 0 |
| Days with a broadcast | 0 |
| Hours streamedObserved airtime; sampling gaps are excluded, not estimated. | 0 |
| Average stream length | — |
| Average viewersTime-weighted across every observed minute. | — |
| Median viewersHalf of tracked streams did better than this, half worse. | — |
| Peak viewers | — |
| Hours watchedEstimated viewer-hours, derived from sampling. | 0 |
| Followers gained | — |
| Data confidenceHow completely we sampled the broadcasts in this period. | 0% |
Covers the last 7 days of tracked activity. Periods we did not observe are excluded from every figure rather than counted as zero.
Recent streams
The 10 most recent of 45 tracked broadcasts.
| Stream | Category | Duration | Avg viewers | Peak | Hours watched |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| [18+] Scary night with a new game. I wonder how startled I'll get... Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #notsus !empire !shopPartial data | The Skin Stapler | 4h 9m | 30.7 | 129 | 128 |
| [18+] Replay Ep1 1.0 release! I'm going to try the challenge of building small. Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #notsus !empire !shop !badgePartial data | Valheim | 6h 26m | 127 | 164 | 817 |
| [18+] Ep3 I need to get in the spirit of things. Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #notsus !empire !shop !discord !optout !microscape #dropfestivalPartial data | Voyagers of Nera | 6h 3m | 81.1 | 102 | 491 |
| [18+] Ep2 Exploring and avoiding corruption. Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discord !optout !microscapeArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 6h 22m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| [18+] Ep34 Your mothers warned you of my coming. Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discord !optout !microscapeArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 5h 57m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| [18+] Ep33 Don't ever listen to the Djinn. Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discord !optout #microscapeArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 7h 6m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| [18+] Ep32 The Beauty and The Horror. !askme Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discord !optout #microscapeArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 6h 37m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| [18+] Ep31 May thy knife chip and shatter. Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discord !optoutArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 6h 47m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| [18+] Ep30 When you take a life, you take your own. Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discord !optoutArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 6h 37m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
| [18+] Ep29 Here I am. Here I remain. Smile, Laugh, & Be Kind #teamempire #notsus !empire !shop !discord !optoutArchive. From Twitch’s VOD record; viewership was not tracked at the time. | No data | 6h 57m | Not tracked | Not tracked | Not tracked |
Times are UTC. Average and peak viewers come from periodic sampling of the live broadcast, so they are close estimates rather than exact platform figures. A stream marked “partial data” had gaps in our sampling; the unobserved time is excluded from its averages rather than filled in.
Rows marked “Archive” come from Twitch’s public VOD record. Date and duration are exact; viewership was not tracked at the time.
Games and categories
Where CritPirate's tracked airtime went in the last 7 days.
No category time recorded for this period
We have not observed this channel broadcasting in any category in the last 7 days.
Engagement measurements
How much chat this channel produces for its audience, and how steady its viewer count is. Both are observations, not judgements.
- Chat participation
- Not measured yet
- Viewer count steadiness
- 1.05
Median for similar channels: 8.9
Median across measured channels: 1.77
Variation in the viewer count between readings, relative to what an audience of independent people would produce. Higher means more variation.
Chat figures come from sampling the public chat of CritPirate for short windows; they count accounts that sent a message, not people watching silently, and most of any audience watches silently. What these numbers do and do not mean.
Data-driven observations
What the tracked data shows
Generated from the figures on this page. No estimate is stated more precisely than the measurement supports, and nothing here claims a cause.
Neutral: The highest tracked peak was 164 viewers on September 9, 2026.
Neutral: No tracked stream in the last 14 days.
Records and totals above are bounded by our own observations, which begin on August 27, 2026.
This profile has enough tracked history to be listed in search engines. How these numbers are calculated.